[open] november catch-all
Who: Astarion & Anyone
Status: Open
Where: All over!
What: November MANTA Board, Event, and Other Random Prompts--all will be in comments and I'll add as the month goes on.
Warnings: Nothing yet, but Astarion is a field full of trauma and makes a lot of things nsfw so tread carefully and feel free to use his opt-out if there's anything in specific you don't want to deal with.
November Event: Undeadly Experiments
MANTA Board: Claws & Companions
MANTA Board Gallows Gambit
MANTA Board Pollen Plants (nsfw + dubcon)
Status: Open
Where: All over!
What: November MANTA Board, Event, and Other Random Prompts--all will be in comments and I'll add as the month goes on.
Warnings: Nothing yet, but Astarion is a field full of trauma and makes a lot of things nsfw so tread carefully and feel free to use his opt-out if there's anything in specific you don't want to deal with.
November Event: Undeadly Experiments
MANTA Board: Claws & Companions
MANTA Board Gallows Gambit
MANTA Board Pollen Plants (nsfw + dubcon)
adoption day
It's not like he doesn't already love cats and as soon as he walks in, a blue-eyed, largely white feline makes its way up to him and meows loudly, as if declaring you will do nicely, human. even if you stink. And it keeps meowing, over and over, until Xenk picks her up. Which is how Xenk ends up carrying this ridiculously fluffy white cat in his arms, the cat resting on his shoulder and observing the world from her new favorite perch.
It's also how he finds Astarion at the very same event. ]
I see you've found a feline companion as well, Astarion.
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But really, if it was supposed to be him, it should have a bit more definition to it. A more clearly cat-shape, and less of a fluffball.
Not that he has opinions on these things. ]
I haven't decided if I'm taking her. I'm simply observing.
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I can see the recognition in her eyes. She is as drawn to you as you are to her.
[ Xenk says, adjusting his hold on his own cat, who is already too spoiled to be walking on the ground, apparently. ]
This is Frostbite. Despite her voluminous fur, she is likely the same size as the one you have engaged with.
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It would be simpler if we could simply speak with animals. You don't know the spell, do you?
[ Tav did, and hence, no one else needed to. but Tav's not here right now so who is going to talk to all these cats!!! ]
Frostbite is very lovely, though. Anyone can see that.
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[ He says that as she starts to wiggle in his arms, prompting him to change his hold of her, scooting her over to his other shoulder. She gazes intently at Astarion, her blue eyes meeting his red. Game recognizes game indeed.
Xenk is definitely already whipped by this cat. Is it any surprise, with who she reminds him of? (Yes, it's definitely Astarion.) ]
Patience, I have found, is the truest way to gaining their trust. Or perhaps food.
[ He motions towards the cat that's presently ignoring Astarion. Sometimes cats ignore yu as a show of respect though, so who can say if it's meant to be an insult or not? ]
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[ Indeed the cat seems just as offended by this suggestion as Astarion does. Do you think her incapable of getting her own dinner, Xenk? How dare you! ]
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Perhaps we might obtain a potion or charm that bears the affects of the spell. I would certainly enjoy understanding Frostbite's words.
[ Frostbite meows. Her words would not be kind. ]
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[ is Xenk immune to vicious mockery? he might just be ]
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Perhaps. But I would forgive her.
[ If there was any doubt... Xenk is completely smitten. He adjusts his hold of her again, and she gives him the biggest, most innocent eyes... ]
I could never stay angry at such a darling face.
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He looks back at Shadowlily, considering still. ]
I'm not sure how I feel about competing about competing with a cat for my dinner.
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It could prove to be a symbiotic relationship. Once you have drained a rat of its blood, your feline companion could consume the remains. Likewise, they could help you catch rats in places beyond your reach, and bring them to you.
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It's almost worse that you talk about it so openly.
[ Astarion groans at the thought. He'll joke about rats (he loves dark humor) all day long, but it's its own macabre coping mechanism. The reality is that it makes sea travel practical unbearable for him, and that every time, without fail, it reminds him of Cazador. Better than bugs, perhaps, but not by much. ]
It sounds horrific.
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I apologize. It was not my intent to offend.
[ He's bad at metaphor and misdirection, but he'll keep in mind to be less... direct. Even when it's just them. Frostbite has no idea what a vampire is, so she just thinks Xenk is weird. ]
I meant only that it could be a beneficial partnership.
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[ He also knows that Xenk is right, but he doesn't want to think about it. It's terrible that he can't just have something nice to eat on the ship. ]
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A new kitty friend can't possibly make it worse, right? ]
Then, you should be glad to have a new ally in your endeavors.
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[ This is said with the tone of "I'm not a child," as if Xenk has implied he's a terrible hunter. And with that assertion, Shadowlily finally saunters over and starts to rub her head up against his knee, apparently deciding she'll take him after all. ]
Oh, that's what you wanted to hear, is it? Splendid.
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Frostbite meows. It might be something like 'find yourself a dumb human and you'll be all set.' ]
It seems she wishes to be your companion, rather than your assistant.
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[ And you see cats are good and perfect and they are queens and they deserve the world. This time, Shadowlily lets him pet her. She is pleased by this!! ]
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[ Xenk is so blessed. He is holding a cat, and his dearest friend is petting a cat. And nothing could be better than this, because cats are wonderful blessings and they're perfect. ]
It seems she likes you, after all.
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[ He knows better to take a cat's affection for granted, at least. So he asks her: ]
Do you want to come with me? We can hunt together.
[ She meows in response, which he takes for a yes. Ok, then! It is decided. ]
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It's the cutest thing ever. Astarion asking this cat for help. But he knows better than to say anything, so he just watches quietly. ]
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But the deed is done the pact is sealed, Shadowlily is his cat now. ]
Well, it looks like I have a bit of shopping to do for her. [ his cat is living in luxury and nothing less. ] You can come, if you want.
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I would be glad to join you. Surely Frostbite will need all manner of things as well.
[ She meows in agreement. Only the finest pearls for her!! (No, Xenk will not buy her pearls. ]
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According to the paperwork, there's a place not far from here that sells supplies. We can start there.
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He is happy to follow. The sight is worth all that and more. ]
Very well. I shall follow your lead, as it seems Frostbite is also eager to.
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