[Darin staggers and tries to steady himself, one hand bracing the column while the other runs nervously through his own hair.]

What?! Why the hell would I be terrified of marriage?! You can't be scared of something that'll never ha—

[Darin spasms and that voice returns.]

Not him! Me! I'm the one terrified! There's no way she'll actually be waiting for me! I've kept her waiting for hundreds of years! Please, just let me stay with you until the night ends! You won't even know I'm here!

[Darin claps a hand over his mouth as his eyes go wide.]

... ... ...

Zelda there's another man inside of me.