Well and good enough, the less time anyone spends down there, the better.

[He was sticking with his assessment of the place being a miserable hole in the ground, no amount of light up mushrooms was going to change that for him.]

Exciting, isn't it? Not being kidnapped of course, but the piracy. I know that you'd plenty of business to attend to at home, so with any luck perhaps your stay here will be short-lived, but until then if nothing else you won't be bored.

I must say, I've shared my bed with some fascinating people and beings before. But never a vampire.

[Just tossed out there right at the end, as casual and as easy as you please as the drow gave a long, languid stretch.]