[Faris shoots the other man--another obvious pirate--a grin.]

If you ask me, it sounds like a snipe hunt. I expect next he'll say we need to fetch some luff for the t'gallants.

[The drunken map-pusher takes loud, angry exception to this, and Faris isn't surprised when the next thing that happens is an equally drunken punch aimed at the two of them--which Faris ducks.]

Oh-ho, didn't like that one, did you!